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QBWDT:烤肉最不希望發生的事?
Ans:
  • 肉跟你裝熟
  • 木炭耍冷
  • 蛤蠣搞自閉
  • 烤肉架搞分裂
  • 火種沒種
  • 肉跟架子搞小團體
  • 香腸.肉跟你耍黑道
  • 黑輪爆胎
  • 蔥跟你裝蒜
  • 玉米跟你來硬的


  • Friday, December 31, 2004

     

    ok... as per planned, i went to have my driving lessons. today i completed my 12th hour of lesson.. i've learnt to make left and right turns.. and this shitty instr said tat i improve bery fast.. when i hear tat, mixed thots came into my mind... is it tat i'm really doing faster than wat an average ppl wld have? or is he just trying to give himself excuses for him to do other stuff.. this instr.. basket.. thru out the lesson (4hrs), think he spent around 1hr toking on the mobile abt his stocks! NNB.. shitty siah.. otherwise, i wld think tat he's not bad lar..

    after the lesson.. i went to chinatown.. guess wat i did there?? well, it gotta be... CDS!!!!!! wahahaha.. my life!! my soul!! my meaning to life!! ok.. i just bought the album by BEEGEES, JOLIN, and .. LEEHOM!!! yesh, on the very day it was released, i've got LEEHOM's album..actually, i went in the afternoon.. the auntie sae stock havent come, and i have to place a deposit to book the thing, cos she feels tat the stock will be very limited today.. well, of cos i placed them.. and i went back at night (just now lah).. n true enuf, she only got 5 copies!!! crazy siah.. a bit the EX, but.. it's LEEHOM.. so it's worth it.. heeeeehee y do i sound like some fanatic fans of F4?? bleahz..

    anyway, on my way to collect the CD, i delibrately took the Keong Saik Rd route.. well.. the "RED LIGHT DISTRICT" atmosphere is no more there.. if the authorities are interested in the preservation of historic sites.. i dare them to re-develop there.. muahahaha.. the only thing i see there.. is, a bunch of angmos!! sianz... anyway, saw 2 unique shop names (too bad i dun have a camera, if not i wld have shot them..), namely "Watever Cafe & Bookstore" and "TCSS Karaoke Lounge".. wat is TCSS leh?? u all guess it and tell me thru the tagboard.. com'on, crack ur heads.. it's damn simple..

    oh yeah, today i saw 2 ppl.. 1st is this fellow named QIQUAN.. dun noe if the NPCC ppl still remember him.. he's the fucker.. yar.. real fucker.. he was my NCO when i was in Sec2.. he's the fellow who introduced the finger-poking-breast action, and at the same time saying "wah, very hard, where u train one.." and he will poke n poke n poke. Psycho siah. and last time.. haiz.. got to take such things lor. cos we formed up in a squad.. so no choice.. haiz. he also make us do 50++ push-ups at noon on the tar-road.. crazy siah.. imagine the temperature of the road.. dun believe, u go and try lor.. (aei, please. it wasnt raining..).. and 1 last psychotic act tat i recall.. after a feast, this fucker made us do jumping jets.. siao man.. after tat.. go eat again.. but well, he also got his fair share of shitty stuff.. the only one tat's still in my mind is tat time where was grabbed by a lot of ppl, and they crashed his groin area against a metal pole.. muaahahahah!!! okko.. enuf of this sicko..

    next person i saw.. it's Jimson!! my office SA.. the computer support depended on him.. without him... haha.. think the whole office no need to work.. well, unfortunately his contract wasnt renewed.. and he left tat job.. so glad to see him.. think he's working on the admin side in Changi airport.. hmm.. think i'm off to a good fortune.hardly see him nowadays..

    toking about fortune.. u ppl out there.. please stop sending me those "fortune amulet" in SMS form.. now i finally understand y i keep losing $$.. it's bcos u ppl send me this! and the problem is.. my current mobile can receive chinese text, but cannot send or FWD them.. so the chain always get stuck there!!! NNB.. stop hor.. b4 i rip ur mobile when i see u!!

    haiyoz.. blog too much le.. buay buay.. and.. harpi NEW YEAR.. looking fwd towards the gathering on SUNDAY.. heehee


    Thursday, December 30, 2004

     

    today's the EVE of NYE... i've forecasted my events for tml.. and for NY.. tml morning i'll be in a car driving, after tat, until sunday, it's mushroom blooming perioD!! as for sunday, it'll be a gathering with my JC Frens.. kinda coincidental.. 1 week ago was my SEC SCH gathering.. and now the JC one.. hahaaa

    today i went back to $Converters.. den.. haha.. so SONG!! found the ELVA's 1st album.. (the one with Cappucino and other songs).. the cover with her blur natural look.(actually looked like unpolished diamond.. whahah)while i was listening to her album, den suddenly i heard a BASS sound louder than the bass from my speakers.. i folllowed the sound..den i saw... at the opposite block, a crazy fellow open and shut the neighbour's metal grille door... repeatly.. damn hard (and thus damn loud).. can u imagine.. i'm living in the 22nd storey, and i can hear someting from the 9th storey!! anyway, free show, so just watch lor.. teeheeehee... den this unknown X went back. moments later, the neighbour strikes back! with a pail of water she splashes it onto the unknown X's door.. omg.. den after a few screamings, everything died off.. emm.. clara, any idea whos' tat?? living on the 9th floor of ur block, after u come out of the lift, the extreme right 2 households...

    haiz.. after the 3rd Jan, i've to go back camp.. and this time, it's not going to be my usual camp beside SIM.. this time going to WWW! near NTU.. maybe.. maybe can see.. er.. haiyoz! thinking too much le.. going there to spend my remaining 5mths of service, b4 freedom.. ahhhahaha it's every NSFs' wish to ORD.. n finally it's my turn.. hope i can get a liscense by then, den can everydae go running wild on the roads!!! den can go NTU for lunch, and see MEI MEI..ahahaah.. *dreaming


    Saturday, December 25, 2004

     

    hi guys, how's ya christmas? for me, it's mushroom harvesting day.. er... actually i refused to think this way, but some ppl felt tat way. well, wat i did, actually, very simple.. play Comp Game lor.. from FM to Broodwar(yar, i noe it's kinda ahpek game) n den to Diablo2.. it's really just sit in front of the COM and play.. er.. ok.. with occasional peeps outside to rest my eyes.

    was just chatting with my fren and suddenly i came out with this peice of rubbish.. wat's the hip about sending and receiving E-cards. i think tat this is the act of those BO XIM ppl who want to make themselves less guilty (if not totally guilt-free) so if u are thinking of sending me an E-Card.. err.. might as well dun send anything.. waste of time, and network space..

    Also, remember the prolific drug bust case of the bunch of HIGH PROFILE ppl, i was watching the news on CH 8.. wat caught my attention wasnt the case.. but is with the pronounciation of a name.. u noe "PENELOPE PANG"? hmm.. looks not bad.. er... besides tat point.. is it suppose to be pronounced as Pe-ne-lope, or Pe-ne-lo-pe?? well apparently the news ahchor reported it using the latter... so this is our SG's standard?

    and, oh, do u realise by now tat most of the bins inside the MRT Stations are gone?? (if u nv realise, i wonder where have u been over the last 3-6 mths..) anyway, my point is.. yesterday, i was at City Hall MRT Station. and u probably guess it.. rubbish, junks, used tissues on a fire extinguisher box.. and so tat's the price to pay? i dunno wat's ur stand on this.. but guess u peeps may have diff opinions bah..


    Friday, December 24, 2004

     

    hohooh merri xmas.. me just reached home from my 2nd Driving lesson.. oh, i havent tell u peeps right? hmm.. last nite i had my 1st shot at driving.. er.. quite horrible. i really cant get the right pressure on the accelarator... dunno why.. either overshot or too little.. eh... maybe shld try at home.. on my papa car.. tat is if he allows in the 1st place...:P

    wat's ya plan for xmas?? me probably just going to purchase some new CDs and spend the time cooping in my room, listening to these wonderful tracks.. well.. music lover do take note, if u are interested.. recent Greatest Hits CDs includes BEEGEES, CREED, JOLIN (not the pink "Up Up" one), Eagles and the 6 4 1 RETRO album.. think they are worth buying... wld love to get the BEEGEES one, so tat i dun have to keep listening to JACKY WU's version of "Too Much Heaven".. damn insulting and irritating.. welll.. i noe i cant get all of them.. considering tat i got to pay for the driving lessons, and all these additional burdens... haiz :(

    all i want for xmas is.. $$$$$$.. ok, maybe sources for me to get $$$$$.. cant be so lazy. kekez

    ok.. of all the xmas well wishes i received so far.. the most ridiculous one.. guess who i got it from?? my DY-Boss.. wah lah aei..at 1st i thot was work work. and he expect me to go back one of the days where i'm on leave (dun 4get i wont be going back camp b4 3rd Jan.. heehee).. anyway.. whew! all he gave was just a xmas tree and some well wishes..

    come to think of it.. dun think i'll be receiving much SMSes lately.. unless SINGTEL rectifies their network glitch.. imagine tat i'm receiving SMSes dated 2days back.. haiz

    oh yea, b4 1 forget.. get well soon, Jacq.. provided tat she reads my blog.. :P.. if u dun, den too bad.. muahahaha


    Monday, December 20, 2004

     

    yo ladies and gentlemen.. the next paragraph may make u feel sick, but.. it's my blog.. either u read it or u get lost!

    the fact is, after 12pm tml (Tuesday)i'm be on OFF or LEAVE until 3rd January.. muahahaha.. all the NSFs out there.. enjoy ar.. in fact, i think i have too much OFF liao, guess they will all be forfeited.. sob sob..

    well.. nothing much to do these daes, with my office closing down... all we do is .. just.. gaming.. WC3, Broodwar.. u name it, we have it.. whahahaha... think we are in a state of anarchy..

    anyway, if there's anyone out there who is simply too bored until dunno who to look for to chill out.. i'm around.. anyone who wants to have a chat and destress.. moi's there! but please.. do not give my NOS to bian tais or hookers. Cos.. not tat i dun wan, just tat i no $$ kekez.. (ok, just joking, i'm serious type one..) I cant go and work in these 2 weeks, guess i'll just get $$ to learn driving.. by hooker or by crook lar.. no choice.. oh shit.. did i say hooker?


    Friday, December 17, 2004

     

    woohoo (not the same one as in The Sims 2).. i was on OFF today! 1 whole dae.. but sad to sae.. i did NOTHING! actually wanted to walk walk in orchard.. i fell aslp in the afternoon.. only wake up at 6pm.. shitty.. anyway.. guess wat i saw.. n heard yesterdae nite.. i was walking along the pathway st andrew's catherdral... i heard a some "dun dun dun".. at 1st.. i tot was some "usual" trishaws, with angmohs, equipped with techno music.. but when the trishaw got closer.. guess wat i heard... voices chanting those buddhist sutras with a DUN DUN DUN bass.. !@#$%^&!@$% wah lao aei.. so tat's UNIQUELY SINGAPORE.. kinda disgusted.. but.. i'm not tat old yet to feel tat i need to write it in the ST Forums.. so... i'm making noise on my BLOG.. hey.. it's moi blog.. i write watever i want..

    hey.. who saes only ur mama dun understand u... it's the same case as mine, ok.. i tok to my mum about paying the fees for my driving lessons.. den she start saying lots of stuff.. blah blah.. (as usual).. wah lao.. cant take it man. last time i told her i wanted to take parttime BUSINESS studies.. she question me on the practicality, blah blah.... n this time.. she saes lots of stuff.. including her "accurate" observation tat i dun really like to work.. i immediately fan lian! basket.. how to work.. when i completed my O levels, i only had 1 mth b4 i go JC.. same as A levels, where i only had 1+ mth b4 my enlistment.. she goes on to sae tat i love to spend $ for experience, and tat i always take things for granted. Well. it's true tat i often have to repeat my TESTS (from chinese O(2times) and AO(3) levels to the recent BTT(2)).. but .. wah lan aei.. u think i like to repeat so many times and i delibrately flunk my previous tests as i noe tat i always have another chance? siao man.. damn pissed off.. hha.. dun tok to her.. but.. dun worry, it wont last long. cos i needed FMC, remember? wahaha

    but 1 thing's for sure.. i guess i cant depend on her for $$ for those extra curiculum stuff... she only noes those conventional stuff like.. PSLE, O and A LVL, UNI DEG, WORK, OLD, and DEATH.. u may think y wont i explain to her.. but.. the fact is.. i tell her 10 things, i have to puke blood 8 times.. like this time.. i told her i wanted to go find private driving instructor. guess wat she tell me.. "find instructor must find a good one.. dun anyhow find" the problem is.. i also nv see or learn b4.. how to find a good one. i have to go see and analyse myself rite? dun u think it's ridiculous? so.. haiz.. i rather 4get it.. so.. now have to find $ myself lor.. wat to do? she's my mama..


    Tuesday, December 14, 2004

     
    yo guys.. found a new site where u can dl songs.. Yisou is a china website.. if you have chinese input software, u can try.. cos i nv try b4. normally i search by inputting the correct HANYU PINYIN.. den they will offer me a closest match in chinese characters... and from there.. it should be foolproof!! enjoy, and spread the joys of MUSIC! n well.. do remember to support good artises by purchasing their albums!! : )

    Saturday, December 11, 2004

     
    haiyo.. this week.. went home late frequently.. with the latest time for leaving camp is 2315hrs. wah piang aei. recently is all work work..no life.. so i also dunnnno wat 2 update. right now i'm in office.. last nite i stayed-in.. cos i had a few drink lah. my boss go and bring those funny funny drinks and serve to all of us. siao sia.. the smell can kill oredi.. but still drank a bit lor. well. the main reason of me not going home is tat.. cos my family ppl are oredi aslp. i dun not wan to wake them up lar. so how? stay in lor.. why i wake up so early today? cos i wanted to shut the office and go home fast.. but.. the duty clerk still slping.......sian half...

    Sunday, December 05, 2004

     

    yar.. kinda suay week this week. Monday, heard my fren MC cos of suspected Dengue. Tuesday, this fren confrim dengue. Wednesday, Thrusday, lost $10 to SP. Friday, i have to scold an OFFICER. SAT, lost another 10 to SP. and sunday.. guess it's my saddest day of the entire week. A fren of mine just passed away during a bike accident. sad sad.. hope she can find her new paradise..

    the only good thing i can think of this week.. is tat.. i bought Eminem's ENCORE @ $5. Cant believe it? original collector's edition. whahaha.. wat happen was tat initially i went to CASH CONVERTERS to sell some of my outdated CDs. then this uncle saw tat i selling CD, wanted to combine with mine and sell together (actually i dun see the point lar...). since he insisted, i ask him to show me the CD. n to my surprise... it's EMINEM! if u sell it to $Converters, they'll at most gif u $1. So i offer him $5, and he agreed!! hheeeeheee... bargain!! anyone want to take a look at the collector's edition?? bleahz :P


    Saturday, December 04, 2004

     
    ha.. was play a car-parking game.. try it.. here

     

    hmm.. den den.. from tuesdays to friday.. i nv reach home b4 930pm.. work work work lor. cant be helped. i hardly come online! let alone chk my emails.. so.. i end up with.. 50 unread!

    of all the daes, wednesday is the best. cos i go home late is bcos i went to chill out with the office ppl. afternoon had lunch outside.. den go nydc for dessert (had a sinful-mudpie as usual...) den go Karaoke, after tat dinner in a restaurant tat noone wanted to go to but my boss. haiz.. after tat.. went into a pub lor.. den drink drink.. only reach home in the day @ 1230am. guess the most cheeky thing i did was at the karoke.. well, cos my chief clerk oways dun sing. so.. i selected 1 song titled "che zhan", a classic HOKKIEN song meaning busstop. hehheh.. she knew how to sing, but.. she just simply refuses to hold the microphone. haiz... my ploy kanna foiled when eventually my other boss took the mic.. sianz.. tot i can break the tradition and sabo the chief clerk..

    and friday.. also quite song.. cos i was rather pissed off with my workload. i had to settle thing within and outside my jobscope. very heavy workload.. com'on, if i'm a REGULAR, i dun mind lah. but hey, I'm a NSF leh. y i kanna arrow many many. to make things worse, some spastics simply hand up their submissions late. n there was this incident, where i let off my steam. wat happened was tat this officer (just a small small officer) submitted some application tat i had to process. at one of the entry, it was indicated tat i have to go to the database to find out. worse still, the application was incomplete. rubbish! why do i have to do such rubbish for him? so i shoot an email back to him and his boss.. i wrote something like.. "...I do not see a reason why I have to accept defecating-like submission......" well, think he cant take it as well.. well, who wont? an officer got to be educated by a clerk? of cos this is wrong for me to do so. but.. it doesnt matter. wat will he do? blow up the thing? get me into trouble.. honestly, i dunno wat he will do. cos i have to say tat i've did something tat is considered disrespectful to superior. nahz. fuck it. shouldnt let him spoil my mood. well, I'm posting out to WWW. so.. no fear.

    anyway, just got my BTT result. guess wat.. I PASSED!!! but sad though.. on this very same day my fren Benny failed his PRACTICAL. hiaz. try harder Benny, or.. maybe u wanna wait for me? heehee

    oh ya. almost 4gotten something.. a fren of mine kanna dengue fever.. hmm.. dunno whether it's good or bad. good bcos.. he siam so many rubbish work. bad is bcos.. aei.. stupid. how can being ill considered not bad? and well.. i dun wan to have the last incident to happen to me again. wat happen was tat this other fren of mine car kanna turn turtle (well he got into an accident), and was quite badly injured. i wanted to visit him.. but somehow.. i dilly-dally until he got discharged. tat was last time! this time, this dengue fren of mine..went in since monday. i wanted to see him. but somehow i dilly-dally again. so.. I "forced" myself to go see him.. alone.. yarp.. eh... not tat i dun wan to see him. force as in make sure tat i go early... good luck to him.. hope he recovers soon.. and good luck to me too.. cos.. while i was there, think i was bitten by a mosquito.. oh shit.. couting down...


    Friday, December 03, 2004

     

    True enuf, rubbish day on monday..and the rest of the week! let me slowly slowly sae all...

    Monday, i thot all i had to do, is just load all the thrash.(well, after all the preparation on friday nite) but... well, there's always a but.. some stupid dept did not filter their stuff properly. end up me and my guys got to help them.. worse still some of them just stare at us. and my answer to them? stare back lor. basket, i do for them and they just cc look look.. wah lao aei.. wat the heck man.. den afternoon, i went to the commercial shredding company to witness the shredding process.. den long sia.. so much to shred. initially tat can go home early.. end up.. only go home @ 1730hrs. normal timing, just tat this time i'm in tuas! sianz..

    k.. gtg.. tok about it another dae...


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