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QBWDT:烤肉最不希望發生的事?
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  • 香腸.肉跟你耍黑道
  • 黑輪爆胎
  • 蔥跟你裝蒜
  • 玉米跟你來硬的


  • Friday, June 24, 2005

     

    The below post is kinda long.. so.. take ur time to read.. n laf.. well, below is the theme of each paragragh:
    para1: telling me how good the company is.. played down the importance of $, and toked abt personal developement (PD)
    2: telling me how bad the job market outlook is right now. and how bad work life might be.. and be BENEVOLENT!
    3: POR me now.. want to make me feel good..
    4. NOBLE!
    5. PC again. Education is a waste of time
    6. using well-known ppl to tempt me
    7. Trying to twist a new form of the story for Thomas Edison
    8. POR me untill i high high!

    erm, as promised.. the new dialogue FILM: How I Poke a MLM kid (Not MJ style la!)...

    ZQ: i jus attend a very powerful course in my that company
    ZQ : yup, 2 day course, felt realli different
    me : Oic, well, den u how many biz partner liao?
    ZQ: 2 and still finding
    me: Oic, keep it up. erm... hahaha.. my fren quitted 6mths ago. lol
    ZQ: now actually i dont aim for money liao {sure or not?}
    me: zzzzzzzzzz.. dun bluff leh, u pump in $3k, not for money, den for wat?
    ZQ: realli, i swear
    me: dun swear, u going to witness baptism soon..{MUAHAHAHAH}

    ZQ: hahahah u r still dammfunny
    ZQ: actually money is worthless it is how it can bring u the things u want in life agree..
    me: den invest ur whole fortune lor{MUAHAHHH}
    ZQ: no u c y i join... is bcos i wanted to learn selling, face alot failures.
    ZQ: ya when i face them, really i felt really down and disappointed...
    ZQ: but behind me there is always a team of new found friends and business partners that r all out to support u, make feel not alone
    ZQ: i always nv like the feeling of working for a boss, especially a fuck up one in army
    ZQ: any way i oso c alot of ppl r joining the company so wat is the attraction among youngsters
    me: lol... me old liao, haahaha.... got any rejuvenation products?{cos he sae he want to learn selling mah.. haha}
    ZQ: i oso old liao, so that is why i dont wish to waste any more time, i want to learn as much as possible in life
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    ZQ: any way i oso dream to be somebody, rich, can slack at home,jo bo, tuang
    ZQ: but we still have to go outside to work to earn a living, and basically for survival, bo bian lan lan
    me: lan lan lor... u ever wonder, if u make it big in tat sector, u still have to pay tax mah.. so wat the diff?{OK, i admit tat this is stupid, i scoring own goal..}
    ZQ: u c if i make it big in my business, means i become rich liao, paying more taxes is helping more poor ppl,
    ZQ: being can bring up the economy, in tt case aren't we becoming more useful ppl{WHOA! how benevolent.. wtf}

    me: u shld try NTU
    ZQ: ya i will, any way it does matter, cause i can u noe jus create an awareness among ppl , not necessary my close friends or relatives
    me: no la.. NUS no market laio. tink NTU got potential...
    me: NUS oredi have this INVEST club liao.. u go be the founder in NTU lor{trying to gif him a HIGH HIGH hat.. hah}

    ZQ: wah that is good but too bad i m not in your sch.. i am interested in financial literacy
    ZQ: look deeper into MLM and might find a greater meaning in life, more worthwhile then slacking, having nothing to think abt day by day, shopping, watching tv blah blah blah
    ZQ: now is really getting myself into learning human interaction and human psychology through my company
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    ZQ: i am glad at least u noe wat is NWM abt,{NWM: NetWork Marketing}
    ZQ: cause sad to say some of my friends heard rumours abt NWM and all ran away like ghost, not tuly justify on wat they dont noe abt NWM
    ZQ: thanks for your support, thanks for the trust u have in me
    ZQ: some friends when they hear abt money or business opp or NWM, avoid me cause they like i m setting some kind of money trap for them, sad sia
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    me: u wan to noe y? i tell u honestly ... while u n ur guys' enthusiatism is commendable, but.. it's overly zealous
    me: the tactic.. as perceive by the neutral, is termed as PESTER.. ppl see MLM.. they siam {WHACK HARD HARD! muahaha}

    ZQ: let me tell u the MLM side story y they so siao on to their friends.
    ZQ: cause they r very sincere to help their close friends or relatives, they want them to benefit the most, but often got misunderstood by them{WAH.. noble..}



    ZQ: it is not the money they want to earn actually
    ZQ: it is the personal development ,fulfillment of ones goals and dreams, self confidence, self breakthrough. that we c that our company can bring to us, that we want our close friends n relative to gain that oso
    ZQ: u c the money u r able to earn in life does not mean how many a1 or distinction u scored in your degree cos it utimately make no sense if u do not apply it directly to your job in the future
    ZQ: learing so many formula and theory but ultimately u find it no use in life... u notice tt, after learning so much in jc, is it very applicable in life?
    me: yesh.. i've learnt how to disturb ppl.. esp pestering ones{woohoo.. direct thrust}
    ZQ: wat we r learning in sch, is that they r going to teach us one way to survive in the society that is to exchange a monthly salary with my Time(8-5) + effort
    me: oic.. so... LKY is stupid?{hehehehehehe?}
    ZQ: no la..

    ZQ: can u c y is bill gates, lee jia chen, sheng wang fu so rich.. in which way r they different from us? y cant we be as rich as them
    ZQ: wat is lacking in the education that is not causing most of us who study so high n not to be as wealthy as them. wat skill do they have?? i wonder alot of times...
    me: they jsut had 1 impt skill: to see the future
    me: and 1 impt asset: LUCK.... tat's all
    ZQ: if they r always so lucky they jus need to buy 4d enuf liao wat
    me: huh? siao.. 4D? tat's no foresight
    ZQ: do u think all successful businessman base all they have only on luck
    ZQ: i say they have an appetite for risk, willing to endure failures, dare to try unconventional methods, persistance, and strong belief in wat they can deliver
    me: in one word: acumen
    me: how to make it big boi, when u try to impress ppl with so much words , tat i can summarise in 1 word ...{wahlao, i suan him till like tat, he still wont budge..}
    ZQ: nono.. it's jus to change an angle of thought
    me: u see, u are beating round the bush... when i'm jsut using one word.. as a businessman, isnt this failure?
    ZQ: but acumen is something like a good judgement and foresight right.. ask u how to get acumen?
    me: no wait. u oredi failed. u beat ard the bush, when i just used a word.. isnt tat ur fallacy?
    ZQ: i beating ard to show u something
    me: to show something tat i oredi noe .. isnt tat waste of time? a No.1 NONO in successful business.. {whack whack whack! poke poke}
    ZQ: u mean rich got acumen but we dont have does tt mean we have to be poor ? how can our acumen be developed?
    me: acumen is something tat..either u noe, or u duno.. at most, one can only trigger it...
    me: if everyone go to ur so-called super couse, and develop the same "acumen", den is it still an acumen?{questioning his company now! hahah}

    ZQ: baby dont learn how to walk on the first day of their born
    me: yesh, tat's life, u do it step by step.
    ZQ: yes tt is right liao.. u get the picture... things r learn step by step, jus like acumen
    me: no.. for acumen, u dun.. it's just whether u noe, or u duno.
    ZQ: provided u got a good mentor
    me: den everyone get the same mentor, u still call tat business acumen?
    me: it becomes like macdonald everyone go to the same person .. den he franchise out all the acumen, den.. u still sae tat is acumen?
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    ZQ: u c, how those rich got their acumen is not necessary base on wat "noe or dont noe".. acumen is something developed from many many experience
    me: experience is not given a word "experience" for no reason..
    me: u still dun understand the word acumen, tink u better go for the course again{haha.. insulting his brain}

    ZQ: from many experience and failures u noe wat should be done and wat should not be done, that is reenforcing on personal judgement
    me: den? tat is just abt wat not to do.. it's not abt wat to do
    ZQ: i want to say u and i can have that acumen if we dare to try new things, walk paths that nobody walks
    me: yeah, this is where acumen comes to work, the businessmen instinct will tell him which path to walk
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    ZQ: let me tell u a story abt thomas edison
    ZQ: buddy
    me: u calling who?
    ZQ: noone
    me: orh
    ZQ: oh i mean u {wahahahahah!!!!}

    ZQ: he did not invent light bulbs but instead improvise on it
    ZQ: long b4 his time light bulb has alr been invented but does not last long.. so he did experiments on his own
    ZQ: he tried and tried, for many times... but nv succeed to his ideal light bulb
    ZQ: his friends discourage him saying "ai yah u cannot make it one lah, some many times still fail, light bulbs r useless use candles better"
    ZQ: but edison strongly belief in himself that one day he will make bulbs that last longer then 100 candles
    me: EDISON ur laobei?{actually nothing here, just find it disrepectful to call him by name, not Mr Edision}
    ZQ: finally after 10,000 tries he discovered tungsten
    me: he discovered tungsten? or tat tungsten can work?{poke poke poke!!}
    ZQ: ppl ask is it worthwhile to try 10,000 to finally make a light bulb like tt
    ZQ: he said at least he found out 10,000 ways not to make a lousy light bulb
    ZQ: being positive and hold strong belief make him realise his dreams instead of being discourage by his friends
    ZQ: but that is not all.............
    me: y? got freebies?{do u get my lame joke? hahaha}
    ZQ: y he become super rich is bcos..........he sold his idea of using his light bulbs to many families and friends
    ZQ: and he then develope wire and network connections to household and buiding, providing longer lasting, brighter and convenient way of light
    ZQ: he opened up general electric pte ltd, he become super rich, wif only 3 months of education in sch only...
    ZQ: edison is rich cause he is a good sales person, conveying to the public and convinced them that his light bulb is the best and recomened everyone to use it and he succeeded
    ZQ: having acumen doesn't always make u seem right, acumen only means when someone 's decision is right but how abt when his decision fails him
    me: so.. u go 1 big circle, just to tell me this?
    me: do u remember wat u ever told me?{backgrd: he said tat he wan to earn $ for Uni studies, n this is the fastest way}
    me: u wan to be like EDISON ar? go try 10k of candles and trials?
    me: nono, this way isnt it like slogging in a MNC, with the pathetic certificate? isnt tat contradicting with wat u n ur Co have in mind?
    ZQ: it is actually the strong belief "that u can be rich" in your mind and the how persistent r u to reach your goal to among all those obstacles
    ZQ: u c when i say going through abt 10,000 trials , u say no no, right.. Giving up is always the easiest thing to say.
    me: so u join the MLM company is to try the 10k trials? like tat.. haiyo .. James Phang nv teach u all properly {HOHOHO.. he own goal!}
    ZQ: to walk that path like edison is wat all succcessful businessman and NWM ppl are experiencing
    me: not for today .. u tink the society allows u to make 10k mistake today?
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    me: hey, i need to slp le leh
    ZQ: scroll up and look through the comments that u haven given to me, aren't those discouraging me...
    ZQ: tt is way to be successful u need to have an appetite for failures
    me: i'm not discouraging u.. but i am asking u to tink of ur path again {HOW FAKE! hahah}
    me: since u've embarked on MLM... i respect u .. u muz see wat u wanna achieve MLM
    ZQ: i wanted to face rejection and failures.. if that is wat to take to become successful
    me: u go learn more from james
    ZQ: u c good money nv comes easy, but it is achievable
    me: so it's oso abt money.. icic{OWN GOAL OWN GOAL!}

    ZQ: i want to reach tt stage
    me: okok.. gd luck then.. i go slp liao..
    ZQ: thx bro.. gdnite, i enjoy talking wif u realli learned alot.. {AS IF!}


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